“Sorry, I don’t know grammar; I went portfolio school. That’s why we have a proofreader.”
Good use of a semicolon, though.
I WONDER WHY RYAN GOSLING HASN’T RESPONDED TO MY LOVE LETTER YET. IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS WE’D BE AN AMAZING COUPLE.
I PROOFREAD IT TWICE FOR SPELLING ERRORS. I DEFINITELY PUT MY RETURN ADDRESS IN THE LETTER ITSELF AND ON THE ENVELOPE. I PUT DOUBLE THE NECESSARY POSTAGE …
I HOPE HE WASN’T ALLERGIC TO THE PERFUME I PUT ON IT. I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO GOOGLE HIS ALLERGIES. THEN AGAIN MAYBE HE’S JUST BUSY ARRANGING ALL THE ROSE PETALS I PUT IN THERE IN A LOVELY SCRAPBOOK TO SHOW OUR KIDS SOMEDAY. OR JUST WORKING ON HIS FITNESS. HE’S PROBABLY AT THE GYM RIGHT NOW, SCULPTING THE SUPPLE GROOVES AND HARD PEAKS OF HIS TINGLE-INDUCING PHYSIQUE.
I WONDER IF HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO TOWEL HIM OFF AFTER HE WORKS OUT. I COULD BE THAT PERSON. I WOULDN’T EVEN WANT MONEY FOR IT. I’D DO IT OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.
WHY HASN’T HE WRITTEN ME BACK YET?
Rap
I’ve been listening to rap all day because my newest goal is to get really good at freestyle rapping.
What I’ve realized so far is that I don’t think I particularly care much for most rap.
5.59 miles. Little by little.
Yes, lifeofaplexorexic, I certainly did miss you.
Sorry I haven’t updated in a long time, I’ve been too busy working. When I’m not working I’m either at the beach, drinking, or sleeping. So really, my life has not been that interesting. But for those of you who have missed me, here you go.
