March 2012
3 posts
When my friends make me go to a fitness class with...
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Mar 30th
429 notes
To Do List
Write an academic essay about the Hunger Games.
Mar 22nd
Getting old
I recently turned 24. I have one wrinkle on my forehead. I use anti-aging face lotion, and it has mimosa in it. I don’t know what that means. I am sitting in the sun. I am wearing SPF 15. It’s not the strongest, but I think it works. I am very pale.
Mar 10th
February 2012
4 posts
“What did you write in the email you just sent?”
Feb 28th
9 notes
Feb 16th
“I’ll come find you in a bit, I’ve only got one...
Feb 8th
4 notes
Feb 8th
65,412 notes
January 2012
3 posts
I got it, I got it!
animalsbeingdicks: I don’t got it :(
Jan 26th
464 notes
“Sorry, I don’t know grammar; I went portfolio...
Good use of a semicolon, though. 
Jan 17th
11 notes
“I don’t read e-mail.” →
Jan 11th
8 notes
December 2011
1 post
Dec 30th
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November 2011
1 post
Nov 16th
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September 2011
1 post
Sep 3rd
August 2011
5 posts
Aug 30th
65,644 notes
Rap
I’ve been listening to rap all day because my newest goal is to get really good at freestyle rapping.   What I’ve realized so far is that I don’t think I particularly care much for most rap. 
Aug 30th
5.59 miles. Little by little.
Aug 25th
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July 2011
4 posts
Jul 18th
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Jul 10th
Things that go in the blender.
1) Creamy Tomato Soup 2) Cold Strawberry Soup 3) Something with beets I’ve never made any of these, so we’ll see how it goes.   I’m going to start with tomato soup. Good Luck Tomato Soup Ingredients: 3 “stewed” tomatoes (“stewed” in chicken broth. why? why not?) some fat free sour cream some spices (I have parsely, pepper, salt, onion…...
Jul 10th
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June 2011
22 posts
Jun 29th
Olivia: I'm eating Jell-O
Me: I'm eating a salad.
Me: Dressing on the side obvi.
Olivia: OBVI.
Olivia: #70. dressing on the side obvi.
Me: OBVI.
Jun 29th
Exercise All the Time Diet?
It seems that people are trying something called the “Exercise all the time diet.” This is silly because clearly they have not heard about plexorexia.  Yes, it does involve exercise, but you can’t exercise all the time: you have to blog about it, too.  And don’t forget to leave time for drinking.  Clearly an important part of “drinking for dinner.” The...
Jun 29th
Drinking Diet Coke. Obvi.
Diet Coke is totally in.  Best advice I’ve received lately: Diet Coke is like water for betches. We’d permanently attach ourselves to a fucking IV drip of Diet Coke if we could get the medical clearance. What’s our obsession with DC all about? Zero calories. Fucking duh. Screw Diet Snapple and Crystal Light, not only will DC quench our thirst, it also makes us feel like we just ate a 10...
Jun 29th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
This week's vegetable:
Radishes. Radishes are a salad staple, but the goal for the week is to find out how else they can be enjoyed.  At the very least, they are nice looking.  
Jun 26th
Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
Jun 24th
Sweating - It's not just for fat people (or is...
This story is autobiographical. I call it, “How to get fired by sweating.” 1) OMG IT’S SO NICE OUTSIDE LET’S SIT IN THE SUN OMG SUCH A GOOD IDEA LET’S EAT FOOD. 2) OMG THOSE CHICKEN FINGERS LOOK SO GOOD OMG NICE MAC & CHEESE OMG I’m eating a salad. 3) You know what is SOOOO great about where we work? We can wear WHATEVER WE WANT!  This is where the...
Jun 24th
Jun 24th
Yes. This was originally about exercising.
Waking up for a 6 am spin class is always a struggle, but most definitely a great way to start the day.
Jun 24th
Jun 23rd
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Jun 23rd
This is good advice. →
lifeofaplexorexic: “get better at not drinking so much” - Justin Bourassa, on my workout habits.
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
Jun 21st
If I were at home... →
Jun 21st
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May 2011
4 posts
May 17th
Finals Week
Abby Peterson, you are my inspiration. lifeofaplexorexic: So it’s my final couple of weeks at BC, and I’m thinking about at some point maybe going to the gym. But I’m thinking about it while eating snacks in bed, working on a final and watching syfy. Actually, I’m looking through the tv guide and this is all I could find: Rude.
May 15th
3 notes
May 15th
Not about eating. Until the last sentence.
A bunch of interesting characters crossed my path today, and I figured I note them in a public forum for inspiration on a rainy day, which coincidentally today is: rainy.  A brief on-topic digression, I met one of my neighbors this morning.  I was bundled up, raincoat, hood, umbrella, and Shirley, and elderly woman with a walker, mid-70s, no protective rain gear, says, “looks like we might get...
May 15th
June 2010
1 post
Oh!  And I’m tweeting now!  WHAT?  You can follow me so I seem cool.  carmichwhite I think is my name.  I don’t tweet anything interesting.  YET.
Jun 18th
February 2010
8 posts
Feb 11th